i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
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Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
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Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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