Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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