I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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