I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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