Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
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They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
FUCK WHALES
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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