I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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