She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
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i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
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Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
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