I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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