oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
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Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
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I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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