then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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