I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
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my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
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i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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