if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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