HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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