i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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