We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
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And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
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I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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