Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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