The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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