i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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