Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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