So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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