i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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