I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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