so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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