Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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