doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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