The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
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Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
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Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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