I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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