just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
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I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
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I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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