Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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