I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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