We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Randomize
