I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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