no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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