Hey man sorry I got all grabby
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
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please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
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You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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