i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
bring money and cleavage
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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