she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
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3 2 1 whiskey
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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