I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
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I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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