I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Randomize
