Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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