I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
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when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
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I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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