i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
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Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
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seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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