can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
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Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
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Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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