Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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