He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
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I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
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Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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