This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
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My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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