You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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