STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
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Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
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I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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