If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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