how can u be prego again
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
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My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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