you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
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i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
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I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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