I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
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She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
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Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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